The purest bodies in the entire olympics!

Our #1 fan

Shout out to Aunt Noni!! The only person who still reads this blog ♡


Razzle AND Dazzle

Fiiiinally, a dude who isn't trying to act like
men ice skating isn't the gayest thing ever.

Yay, Aaron Rippon!


Staying home

"Are you settling into your role as stay at home mom?"
"Why do you ask? 
Because I've eaten a bowl of ice cream
every night this week?"


Team Bonding

He is watching hockey.
I am watching a someone make
a miniature keylime pie.

To each his own!


Milk Mamas Cahoots

Yay (S) Korea!

I never thought I'd be rooting for Korea! Oh Yun Sung Bin, I don't know what I like better: your Ironman helmet or your Korean fanclub! Oh wait, yes I do: your butt.


My funny valentine.

Bab asked what us lovebirds were doing
for Valentine's Day.
I told her we were going to bed at 8pm.
It's 8:30p & i am no shit writing this
from under the covers.

TJ did bring home pho & 
a surprise avocado boba,
so the love still is a'burnin.


Somebody done turnt into a babe!

I love the Olympics
and Shaun White,
the 31 year old version.
He is the same age as me!
I guess 3 gold medals is 
comparable to squeezing
a human head out of your vageen.


Olympics 2018, Pyeongchang!

Bob Costas is no more.
British people are hosting the USA NBC recaps.
Is nothing sacred?!

I just heard my first Morgan Freeman-narrated commercial, so I guess ALL is not lost.

We call her monkey, because she has hair that makes her look like a monkey.

 I changed the words of Yankee Doodle
to sing to Sloan, but I always got stuck after "Monkey Doodle went to town, riding on a banana..." Then last night TJ solved the rhyming conundrum, like some sort of poet. I am remiss I didn't come up with it. It is beautiful in its simplicity.
Monkey Doodle went to town
riding on a pony
stuck a banana in his pants
and called it a big boney.

I had a bebe gurl. And then a guiness.

 Bab brought heaps of candy.
The perfect gift.

 TJ tells the birth story like 
an exciting tale of adventure & wonder.
I reserve the retelling for around a campfire, a spooky tale of fear & warning.

She came swiftly & was loved immediately.
Breastfeeding blindsided me with its difficulty. Caring for another human being
was life altering & fragile for a while.
It has taken me months & quitting my job
to chill out.
Now, me & her... we chill.

But along the way, she continues
to be awesome. And so damned cute.



This is BAB.
She is driving me to meet up with my husband.
She is driving because I am in labor.
She is driving because she loves me.
She is my ambulance.
The sun is setting over the mountains & even though my life is about to change drastically & be crazy crazy for a few months, I feel protected & peaceful & in love.
We both cry a little for our own reasons.
BAB delivers me safely to TJ's arms.