What do you do when the baby is in bed asleep by 7:06p? You make sushi & drink wine & watch Northern Exposure.
Then you ruefully understand you got away with nothing when she wakes up at 1:30a (instead of sleeping through the night). Then you bring her into bed & you both hog it until Deddy is falling off the edge.
I hope if we ever get robbed, the thiefs start in our bedroom closet, where they will get the cheap thrills scared out of them when they realize what they are holding is not a silken kerchief, but the sawed off ponytail of an asian man.