New Years Eve

Happy new year!

Let's make this a good one,
2016.
And if we have to look back
over our shoulder,
let it be while we are in
a pink tutu,
twirling.

Elk

I found them sunbathing

on the golf course!

The holidays are about revolting your family, one member at a time.

Me: I have a cold. I feel like I JUST was sick.
Uncle: Hmm, can you think of anything in your house that might be causing it?
Me: Probably all the mold in the shower I keep neglecting to scrub out.
Uncle: Uhhh, yeah... if you have mold in the shower, you really need to clean it.

Thanks Mam-ma!!

I've named her Púca.

(pookah)

She knows what Christmas

is all about. 

And she likes napping

on the couch with me.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

xoxo

Graham crackers don't hold up well under pressure

We only had 1 breakdown of, "I can't do it!"  and a run upstairs to cry a bit.
I had to keep my composure with multiple roof collapses to be a good example.

The baby got her walls up all by herself and even told us the key to success, "Be really careful."

Older and wiser

Telltale signs that we're getting older - we have to drink coffee before every evening event.  Additionally, our pants were above our belly buttons: high comfort.  

Monday chuckle belly

Fridayyyyy!

They were sharing a

Thanksgiving meal -

two cups of hot coffee,

a cheese plate,

one bottle of milk,

and a giant yellow strawberry.

Let us all be so content

this weekend.

Happy Friday!

Happy birthday, Frankie!

You're  the dopest of the Popest.

Xoxo

Friday!

It's a powerful
mistletoe

that makes someone

love you
 so much 

they are willing

to lick the spare

cream cheese 

off your grubby

little mug!

I suggest you

get yourself 

a hunk 

of the stuff
this weekend.

Happy Friday!!!

With how often I've had to clean a loogie off my car window lately,

you'd think I was living in 1980's New York City.

Cereal

Just in time for Christmas! Nothing like a highly addicting terrible tale of the broken/lost human spirit to get you into the Christmas spirit!!

Target lady is real :/

She works at my Target, is about 20 years old and shouted "Riiiii-cola!"  when I bought cough drops.

Season's Greetings!

"It's like a cactus married a pine tree."

               - Noil

Look who just showed up across the street at work today:

My herd returneth!!

(See, I told ya -

think like the elk,

people.)

Friiiday!

Advice:

If you want to find

the elk,

you have to think

like the elk,

and pretend to have antlers, 

and walk in woods

with cloven hoofy paws.

And eat some Bugles.

You'll find 'em.

Happy Friday!!!

Here's what happens when you force yourselves to finish the hardest puzzle ever at 10:30pm, after 12 hours of work. You want everyone in the pic, so pass the phone to grandpa who has his thumb over the lens and holds his finger on the shoot button. Mom knows a million pictures are coming in and makes small facial adjustments to keep things weird.

Snow and Footieball

CJ Anderson won the game

mostly with that smile &

saying "Hi!" to his mama.

Maybe football is going 

to be fun again!!

Sight words and first graders

After the little girl got a bunch of words right, I told her, "Good girl!"  Then she told me, "I'm not your pet!"  

So I patted her on the head and told her she was a good reader.  Oops.

Wednesday, when you don't even feel like humpin

Winter cometh

Good one, earth.