Now I get why someone knew that a show about an office would be so silly.

This fountain is supposed to help us all chillax and help buffer noise, however the office is turning into more of a Chinese restaurant than a law firm.

But we DO support receiving a wonton or eggroll complimentary with a Will.

Banned for life

"So you think Dad will ever let you get a Christmas tree for him again?"

No way, dude did not love the Charlie Brown.

Cultured swine

More like Blah Blah Land.

Gene Kelley and Debbie Reynolds would have NEVER approved of this one-melodied tapa tapa.

Easier than a wall

Just make soccer illegal, Donald.

FLOTUS

... more like FLILF,
amiright America?

Johnboy

I love this man.

And not just because 

he bought me icedream.

Although, that didn't hurt.

Hoochie

Gurl was not as cute

standing by my bedside

at 1:30 this morning.

I should have suspected 

something was up

when she couldn't get enough

bedtime noogies.

Why doesn't she wake TJ up
for the exciting sprint to the backdoor?

100% Cotton. Yo mama picked it.

What the heck are these

soft little things?

I don't know but I feel

a strong compulsion to

collect all of them.

Trump that

Sometimes the country you live in

goes a little batshit insane

& you feel depressed &

like you just burp-vomitted...

but then your baby waves at you

from inside the womb

while

keeping its back to you like 

a chill little mofo

& you remember 

life is good. Real good.

Later, Tater

I dreamed last night Ol'Bama was on the phone and I had one last tater-tot on my plate. I held it up, waggled it between two fingers, pointed to the tot then to him then back to the tot. He smiled, catching my drift.

Siiiiigh.

Barry, the world is gonna miss you.

What dat bebé gonna look like?

I hope if I get cravings

it's for something cheap,

like used dryer sheets.