Signing Robbie's Wedding guest book (July 2017)

"We had both an accidental 

- and intentional -

penis,

 thanks to you and Rose! 

Soul penis sisters!" - Robbie

Rose is Robyn's adorable 4yr old niece 

who just learned to write her own name.

Pretending like we were young

What do you do when the baby is in bed asleep by 7:06p? You make sushi & drink wine & watch Northern Exposure.

Then you ruefully understand you got away with nothing when she wakes up at 1:30a (instead of sleeping through the night). Then you bring her into bed & you both hog it until Deddy is falling off the edge.

Back to the Olympics

Only because I've been thinking about this post since JAN and I talked about how it's so easy to write about the Olympics because it only takes 10 minutes!  (or 2 months)

Did anyone else happen to notice that Conan O'Brien has a North Korean counterpart?! 
I loved it because he was so happy and they seem to have similar personalities, maybe they share the same sign.

Joy at 6AM

Girlfriend's got it 

figured out.

Women's Day

[After reading NY Times article]

"Can you believe Saudi Arabia is just now giving women the right to drive cars?!"

"Yes. Women are terrible drivers." - tj

Birthday gurl

It is BAb's birthday today! And in true fashion, she drank 3 margs at happy hour with her work crew & they were so concerned they made her boyfriend come pick her up.

They dont know BAB. 

She is juuuuuust fine.

Happy bzizzle, Beebs!

Oh Cap'n, my Cap'n

 

Hairy situation

I hope if we ever get robbed, the thiefs start in our bedroom closet, where they will get the cheap thrills scared out of them when they realize what they are holding is not a silken kerchief, but the sawed off ponytail of an asian man.

Sick, but potentially thwarting.