don't be alarmed

i was registering Brittany as a sex offender today, and i decided to search and see if there were any merv the pervs living near us. the search came up with this guy:

Name: Ronald Eugene Robb
Alias: None (but i like to think he goes by Mr. Tickles)
Charge: robbery, "loving kids too much" 1997
Current Address: 502 w laurel st
Distance: 0.45 miles



i know i'm going to hell for this... but it made me laugh pretty hard. ol' creeper magoo, living absurdly close to jay and jeff.

maybe i'll register myself. as a sexy offender.