i really can't tell you what the best part of last night was. i had to excuse myself to the ladies room many a time just so they wouldn't see the tears of joy i shed. it was good to be back. dan and bryan were especially delightful, we even got to sneak in for a hug. i think that's what is known as Third Base. like i said, can't tell you what the best part of last night was.
but here are the top 10 moments:
1) high-fiving Jay for still being 21 while Brittany and Jeff sat there, practically dead already.
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2) Dan's semi-racist joke
3) hearing Grant's not on their flag football team so bab and i can stop wishing for a severe outbreak of VD amongst the players
4) Jeff's hoe-ing story
5) Unfair Pee races
6) when Jay was talking about his TNMT halloween costume his mom made and jeff was like "i hear this story once a year." (the adorableness of the moment was a bit too much)
7) hearing that they actually DO like playing racquetball with us
8) pretending to be jay and jeff's dates so that the lesbians at the lesbian table would keep their eyes to themselves
9) riding off into the cold night with our newly acquired headlamps/x-ray vision
10) rekindling a beautifully awkward friendship of 4 at old c's
in a close 11th place was brittany heaving in the gutter. i gave her some light from my head. she didn't appreciate it, so it didn't really make the cut. but, it will always live in my heart. as funniest moment ever.
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