is it too much to ask?

Look, BAB and I would love to go do our duties of moral goodness in the poor countries. Sure we would. But we know we'd get stuck doing something shitty, like having to paint our faces everyday in sweltering heat and juggle rocks and try not to scare the kids when we pass out from severe dehydration. I'd bet you ten billion bucks we'd be stuck doing something stupid like that. So that's why we're staying put until the m-effers at peace corp allow us to go together without having to get married AND until they can guarantee that we wouldn't have to mime Bible stories or guard the village cow. That's asking too much. All we want to do is feed kids salt and maybe help check for lice.