Best Friends Forever Life

This is me being the little psycho girl thrashing about on her noodle at the hot springs:

"This is my horse. He's MAD cause there's too many people. He's a BAD horsey. I'm going to punish him!"

[BAB and I exchange glances of horror]

This is me being us in hushed whispers:

"Psycho..."
"She's going to grow up to be an axe murderer."
"She's going to beat the horse till it breaks its leg and then shoot it on the spot."
"Poor horse. He doesn't seem that bad."
"And then she'll chop it up and eat it for dinner..."
"RAW."
"Jinx!"