she was robbed

JAN's bike was stolen Monday and it was really a loss for the whole town.  Because she lit up the place when she rode around on that silver wonder.  She installed the basked that may or may not still be on the handle bars.  So if you see a shady looking person riding a shiny, cadillac of a bicycle throw a stick in the spokes.  

it looks a little bit like this one, but comfier perhaps