feed those fish!
You can call them Allison and Ann. They are the lamest fish you'll ever meet. Even their names are lame, as they were undeserving of cool ones. And they sometimes exhibit lesbian tendancies. Allison (the black/gold one) is a glutton. Ann (orange/white) has BM problems and she's always floating around the top, fighting to go down. Because of the BM issues, BAB and I have to defrost 2-3 frozen peas, peel them, then give it to the lamewads 5 days a week on average. What usually happens is that Allison swallows too big of bites then floats around for a few minutes, gasping and trying to barf it up. Then she barfs it up and swallows it again, repeating the entire process. I can't tell you how many times BAB and I have sat around watching this happen. It's usually during these moments in life when we look at eachother and think, "It's no wonder we don't have boyfriends."
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