31 rapid-fire poems from a fridge we once loved

1) Cold house
2) Fat monster ate soft black boy

3) The bat hero missed his mom

4) Super bone

5) Do me
6) I steal gold
7) He has a big hairy troll

8) Dinosaur battle

9) TV lullaby

10) Danger because giant zombie woman is beautiful
11) Hook is a bad man
12) Alien beam kit
13) Moon captain planet

14) Pig can not float

15) Gassy princess
16) Her clever heart will live
17) Eye ooze
18) I want to be on you wait
19) Trap appear fall love
20) It’s a mutant bite
21) I shot that cat
22) Grow to be old and good
23) Do you like my transport?
24) Nice inside attack
25) Weird face off
26) We sleep too much
27) Magic gun story of enchanted wet dreams
(i do believe #27 is from the souls of jay and jeff)
28) We escape loudly
29) Naughty mean gazes
30) Starship down
31) The gentle rocket exploded.