I broke my leg.
The only thing funny about it is that I'll finally be able to utilize the circumstances to perfect a magic trick where I take people's stuff (eg. cell phones, credit cards, car keys), and I shove it down into my cast. Then 4-6 weeks later - KAZAAM! - the items are retrieved and they smell bad.
2 comments:
Sorry to hear about your leg - that really sucks!
Think of the bright side, that leg is going to be so skinny when it is better and cast free, it will be gross! :)
thank you, sweet lady. your words are about as comforting as your sister's. whenever anyone said anything encouraging today, she would shake her head and share with me yet another horrible tale of when her leg was broken in the same place. and she would pat me on the head and say, "but don't worry. you're stronger than i am. it might be different for you but let me say this: everynight i laid in bed and cried and wish for a swift death."
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