"You didn't hear when I said the funny thing that made the British guys laugh." "Tell it to me. In blog form."

Spomer: Matt - why don't serious athletes just get their spleens and gallbladders removed? You always hear about those things errupting. Why not just neutralize the threat? Not have to worry about a thing?

Matt: BECAUSE! NOBODY! IN! THEIR! RIGHT! MIND! WOULD! ELECT! TO! HAVE! UNNECESSARY! SURGERY!

Brits: Yeah, no athlete just wants their body parts removed in order to win a race.

JAN: Lance Armstrong did.

Brits: [hearty chuckles] I don't think tha' was elective, mate!