9.22.2010

Sorry, earth. but eff you. I need a slight crinkle and no more! I simply can't be bothered.

If i hear one more person complain about how loud the new 100% compostable sunchips bags are, i think i'll lose it. And by "lose it" I mean i'll take my booted foot and hold them down and make them sniff it and force them to say "i like crêpes" and appologize to earth for not being a very good steward.

1 comment:

Carrie said...

Seriously!!! If I liked Sunchips more, I would eat the whole bag but I'm also weird because I'm never mad when I let a whole carton of strawberries get yicky because I figure the worms will love 'em as much as I would! Those whiny bastards need to quit trashing up our earth.