Last night whilst I cooked dinner I saw something scurry past my foot and under the stove. Then after din, I was putting away dishes and that same effer ran behind the trash and wouldn't you know, it's a giant wolf spider. We stood and stared at each other for a couple minutes, each flinching every few seconds and then I ran upstairs. But I tell you, the minute it comes flying out of the pantry at my face I will have a heart attack and promptly die.
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