if you think we're annoying now, imagine this:

Back when the stars were aligned and Brittany and I were allowed to live together, we used to speak fake parseltongue a lot just to annoy our lame rommates and entertain ourselves. Parseltongue is the language of serpents and of those who can converse with them. An individual who can speak Parseltongue is known as a Parselmouth. It is a very uncommon skill, often hereditary. Parseltongue is, when spoken, a hissing sound comparable to the reptilian snake; as such, normal people can not understand it.

As it turned out, we were really believable fake parseltmouths. So much so that our roommates quit saying how dumb we were and instead would ask, "Well, what'd she say that time?" And BAB wouldn't miss a hiss and reveal, "She wants mac'n'cheese with bits of hotdog sprinkled on top." And then I'd get a little scared because it would be exactly what I was saying. And then we would laugh and laugh because we always thought we were the funniest people in the room. The end.