Who eats an apple at the movies?

The lady sitting beside me, of course! That's the kind of life I lead. And even though it was during the IMAX viewing of HPvii Part 1 - sacred, if you will - it didn't make me so much annoyed as it did make me start laughing hysterically with every ill-timed CRUNCH. The kind of silent laughter where you're just shaking and crying and getting really hot and you can see your BFFL shaking in your peripherals so you can't stop. Ever. As she crunches what is either 10 different apples or the world's largest apple (because it's been at least 40 minutes since she first began this endeavor), you come to the point where you're trying to hold it in because this is the part where Ron comes back! (heartwrenching) but alas, the snacking is just too absurd and you're snorting in a scene in which you never thought you could do anything but weep. The truth is that ultimately, you're rooting for her to Get To That Core! because you're honestly a little concerned how long it's taking her. You're in this together now; this is your Horcrux to destroy.