I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property before I PUMP YOUR GUTS FULL OF LEAD.

"You were shooting at human-shaped targets?"
"Yeah. I was practicing my quick defensive shots."
"Do you hit 'em in the knee?"
"Two in the gut; one in the face."
"... dude, that sounds like offensive shooting... The face? Really? That's just rude."