perks of having a babe for a boyfriend

"Ms. N, who is that a picture of on your computer background?"
"Oh. My boyfriend."
"What? Seriously? Are you joking?"
"...no..."

"I thought that was Michael Phelps! He looks like Michael Phelps!"

i also love him because he's not ashamed to beat me

at racquetball on m.f'n valentine's day.