Get my Nobel prize polished and ready to be accepted, because I have an idea. Why not, after every sporting event in a stadium, let the bums come in and clean up? They can eat whatever leftover popcorn there is and drink all the abandoned beers! It's something I'd probably like to do a few times mahself. Then they can sleep in the stadium for the night, being provided with a complementary toothbrush and foam finger when they leave in the morning.
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