4.17.2011

Brittany's mom says Simon is crap without Garfunkel

I used to think Art was super tall. Maybe the tallest man in the world. But don't be fooled. Paul is a shrimp. Borderline midget. According to wikipedia answers "Paul is 5 feet, two inches, or 1.5 meters tall. While not techincally a dwarf, he is still very short."
      And you know when guys say how tall they are, or are discussing measurements in general, you can can safely subtract 2" and get a more accurate calculation. It's science. I believe it's called Third Leg Inaccuracy Postulate and the equation is something like c=3(Li-2).

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