But you don't get there if you're euthanized

Every time someone posts on facebook about a pet dying or being put down, I can barely control myself. Like these two posts from the same person:

"My poor goose got bitten by a fox today :( now about a third of his beak is gone. Doctoring him as we speak :("

"One of my chickens died today because the wind blew over a board and smashed him :( sad day."

What do you do with that? You leave it alone. You leave it alone, Julie.

But you know all I want to do is write "Goose heaven is a beautiful place." I even typed it out and then had to delete it. The biggest feat of self-restraint was when someone wrote about having to put their FERRET to sleep and i didn't write a word. Quit it people. The emoticons are too much. A lady is suffering over here.