Here's a story from a dear friend, Robyn, who was concerned about her health, so she searched her ailment on the interweb: "push nose tooth hurts." You see, whenst she pushed on her nostril, her incisor felt pain. A reasonable, weirdo concern, but ultimately Robyn's mom set her at ease and told her it was just sinus pressure, not an embedded sac of spider eggs as the web would have us believe.
Fast forward to when Robyn is teaching a lesson to a bunch of little bastards, projecting the image from her computer screen, and she realizes the google search still holds the words she typed in her quest for a diagnosis and ancient herbal spider poisons. Hoping they wouldn't notice (and knowing if she tried to go delete it they'd definitely notice), she continues to teach them that 'Mexican' isn't a racist term if someone is actually from Mexico. It's just what they are. And then a girl raises her hand.
Fast forward to when Robyn is teaching a lesson to a bunch of little bastards, projecting the image from her computer screen, and she realizes the google search still holds the words she typed in her quest for a diagnosis and ancient herbal spider poisons. Hoping they wouldn't notice (and knowing if she tried to go delete it they'd definitely notice), she continues to teach them that 'Mexican' isn't a racist term if someone is actually from Mexico. It's just what they are. And then a girl raises her hand.
"Uh, Ms. K... what were you googling?!"
And unfortunately for Robyn, she was googling "push nose tooth hurts."
bahahahahahahahaha.
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