Today, I was at the Volkswagon dealership

getting a headlight replaced because it's almost impossible to do it yourself in the new Beetles. Even the car man said he was very surprised/confused when he first heard how complicated it was. No one knows why it was designed this way. So, I offered up my speculation: "Hitler." And not a soul laughed.

That is, until I called this guy and retold the conversation. That's a reason to love him. An uncensored giggle.