I work with a Real-Life Debbie Downer

"Aww, these notebooks are made by the blind in Arkansas."
         "They're probably lying.  Either way, factory jobs are terrible."

"Mmmmm, quinoa."
     "Sad story about quinoa, it used to be grown and eaten by the        indigenous people of Peru.  But the prices got so high that they sell all the harvest and eat junk food instead."


are you karate kidding me?!