that ain't right

One time I watched a video of a male seahorse giving birth. Why? Well, the picture showed all these little seahorses just swimming around and it looked SOooo cute! But, man, was it rough. The poor bastard shot like 1,000 babies out of what I can only guess was his stomach? and then he grabbed on to some seaweed and shot out more and then more and more. And then he just kind of laid at the bottom of the ocean, like, Life is no longer worth living. Yeesh. Do yourself a favor and do not watch the video.