Bad Dreams

The sucky thing about no longer having reoccurring teaching nightmares is that now my brain has room to just have crazy, crazy dreams. It has been on hiatus for over 2 years, but it's back. And the worst dream I've had? An evil wizard was trying to get a secret out of me, and I threatened him,"I'm not a wizard, but if I was I'd make these pieces of paper burn up in your face." And then I threw the whimpy paper bits at him, like a dopey muggle.

C'mon! My dream mind couldn't even let me pretend to be a wizard? It's literally the only waking dream I have. I kind of believe I could be a wizard - in real life - if I found the right wand.