It's dangerous to go to a birthday party where the theme is
"Pretentious" because what you assume is just people playing the role
of pretentious party-goers, is actually just people being themselves and they
don't like when you point and shout out across the room that HEY! [WE'RE
WEARING THE] SAME GLASSES! Because their's actually have lenses and they paid
big bucks to look like Truman Capote, and you bought yours at the Dollar store.
Then things get really awkward when you say "Pretentious!"
when they hand you their business card and the way they pause then continue
to speak as though you hadn't makes you realize they're just handing you
their business card. I was like a monkey hanging out with penguins.
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