My soon to be motherinlaw got me this little bowl so I wouldn't steal hers. She knows me so well! And those chia seeds? She was eating those before they were cool, you poindexter. I can't wait for the day when my kids ask, "Mommy, is grandma your little sister?" "No child, we've been through this before. Her flawless tan asian skin means she will forever look like the summertime highschool lifeguard that makes all the boys hope today is the day their mom takes her hawkeyes off of them long enough for them to swim to the deep end to drown, just a little bit, and get some of that sweet sweet CPR."
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