Nut crackers

A good way to annoy your husband: sit around all morning and eat peanuts with your girlfriends. We were recovering from a hard night! Robbie made us see a 12 hour movie about a slave who escaped slavery, only to be tricked back into it! So then we had to drown our cry-headaches with lots and lots of beer. Thus the reason we were laying around at 10am, munching on a big bag of nuts (No she didn't!). It couldn't be helped.

"This bag of peanuts was only $3.99!"
"Are they elephant grade?"