That's no moon, it's a space station!

"Bab and I have agreed this is a Fat mirror. So if your hips look extra wide, don't feel bad."
"What's a fat mirror?"
"You know, like how sometimes mirrors make you look skinnier? or fatter than you really are? It refracts differently or something."
"No. I've never noticed that."
"Well... this is a fat mirror."


Oh to be a dude and not know what it is to be a teenage girl spending hours infront of a mirror.