Both of my peeps abandoned me for a few days, home all alone! Just me and Hooch, and we're both worried I'm going to forget to feed her. I gave her some of my popcorn dinner last night, so she's fine for a few days or whatever.
"You remember how to work the gun, right?"
"Yeah, turn off the safety..."
"There is no safety for that gun."
"Really? Yikes. Load the bullets."
"It's already loaded."
"Really? Yikes."
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