"Yeah, I was in BANNF and saw some elk."

Is what a d-bag says to the ladies, who shared their elk viewing rock, prompting one to be confused and the other to make sure, "That's in Canada, right?"

Follow-up question: "What do the elk look like up there?"  cause we're thinking thicker fur, lighter color coats due to more snow, name harnesses, because honestly, some of those could be Santa's.

"They look exactly the same. No difference at. all."

We should done the world a favor and nudged him off the steep side the rock ever so gently.