Warp Drive

It's hard having to be at work by 7am. Because that early, NPR is tailoring to their motivated, go-getter, early-at-'em businessmen audience, so instead of getting to listen to a floof story about how, like, poppy seeds will save a tribal nation or a well-endowed nude sculpture by a nun is ruffling pages of the Bible, they're going on about China's 5-year plan and the global economic impact. I'm of the 7-8am listener crowd!! Please, tell them I miss them and that I'll never come to like all the numbers and serious voices talking about what I do not know.