"Sir, are you wearing that to keep germs IN... or OUT?"

A tip from a travel agent.

"The best way to keep people 

from sitting next to you on a plane

is to wear one of those surgical face masks.

I was b-lining for the back row

but saw the man sitting in it was 

wearing a mask and I was like, 

Uh-uh, bail. Bail!"

Friday!

I hope this weekend

you think about 

how when you get old

you are going to 

just be in love with people

for who they simply are,

and how those people

will in turn want to 

grow up to be 

just like you

and before they do

 they will come over 

to your house

and all will drink 

boxed wine

and laugh about the time

(9:30 am)

and work on a puzzle 

and listen to that 

blind angel 

sing Italian opera.

Happy Friday!!!

I didnt even know Russia had paper.

Hey, thanks a lot crossword puzzle for the shitty clue of "-TASS." Not cool. You are going to let me google it and fall directly onto Russia's government-run propoganda news site? If the NSA is reading this, please note the other things I have googled today:

- Essential oil for a cold
- Khloe Kardashian surgery
- Easy fried chicken recipe
- The Carpenters Christmas album
- NPR Bernie Sanders

If that doesn't prove I'm a loyal American citizen, then I don't know what does.

Tetherball: Winner wears the Indian headdress

Book club caboose

"I am 100 pages in! *pats self on shoulder*  ... my weeknights, well that's where I'm able to get a solid 20 pages in before falling asleep!"

That's our Tiny.  

Change

My work just upgraded to Microsoft Office 2013.

Non-ha-ha

I wrote a blog on Friday.  But it wasn't funny.

Hallowed Ween

I made them retake the first picture

because TJ made look super fat,

so then on the retake I had the impressive doublechin,
still fat.

You can't win 'em all!

Can you guess what we are?!

(From L->R...

Marge Simpson

Poncho-weak-sauce 

Cam The Ram XXIV

Alligator Luvr 

Alligator Luvr who wasnt allowed to be a chicken or a banana

Confession

Everytime I see The Rock on instagram, I fall in love.

It's been good. But not good enough.

Those were the final words I said to my boss Friday before last!

As one person has put it, "She chose happiness over responsibility."



It's practically been this, every damn day for the last 9 days.

Think happy thoughts

For you on a Monday.