11.30.2015

"Sir, are you wearing that to keep germs IN... or OUT?"

A tip from a travel agent.

"The best way to keep people 
from sitting next to you on a plane
is to wear one of those surgical face masks.
I was b-lining for the back row
but saw the man sitting in it was 
wearing a mask and I was like, 
Uh-uh, bail. Bail!"


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