I didnt even know Russia had paper.

Hey, thanks a lot crossword puzzle for the shitty clue of "-TASS." Not cool. You are going to let me google it and fall directly onto Russia's government-run propoganda news site? If the NSA is reading this, please note the other things I have googled today:

- Essential oil for a cold
- Khloe Kardashian surgery
- Easy fried chicken recipe
- The Carpenters Christmas album
- NPR Bernie Sanders

If that doesn't prove I'm a loyal American citizen, then I don't know what does.