What's that you say?
You don't like grapefruit?
Well, let me change your
mind with these simple steps:
1. Buy a grapefruit,
or be given one by a friend.
Peel fruit skin like an orange.
2. Unlike an orange,
peel fruit a second time.
Dual peelage is most
imperative.
3. Fruit should now
be a brilliant shiney
reddish pink wobbly.
4. Peel off the
juicepods in hunks.
5. Pretend you are a mermaid
eating raw fish.
(Just like when you were
a little girl.)
Aaaand, now you love
grapefruit.
Happy Friday.
1 comment:
HHAHAH! I literally just taught Kyle this. It's the only way to eat a raw fish in my book.
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