Major Tom

I look at this photo and don't understand why on God's green earth if you ask any dude, they will admit they would volunteer to go colonize Mars. 

And they are serious!

But I just remembered! That book!

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

I haven't read it, but I am sure it explains how men lack the gift of foresight and don't realize any women sent up to the red planet aren't going to be

the "Hot Chicks."

And just thinking of them all - 

stuck up there, staring out at the dirt tornados, unplayed guitars 

piled in the corner covered in the pervading red dim 

(of course they ALL brought guitars) - 

while brainiac women take charge and cultivate life from nothing...

well, that just puts a smile on my face.