There is a small but valuable
pleasure in knowing that because
you and your husband fought
(right before bed while you
were trying to enjoy your
delicious quesadilla
- you freaking sautéed mushrooms -
and he was able to go claim
the bed as his angry-spot
which means you are stuck
watching shit late-night tv
in the hot living room)
he is missing out on THIS:
Home Shopping Network skanks.
Like I said, small but oddly helpful.
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