Burkini!? That's my dream swimsuit! Full coverage.

I'm relieved (and sad) to know we aren't the only country that goes a little ape-shit-bananas after being gravely attacked by terrorists.

Yikes, France! Don't make US look like the enlightened little punk brother that grows up to earn 6 figures selling what can only loosley be defined as an idea, while you - the ivy league graduate - continue to teach philosophy night classes at the local Devry university & drown in the irony of the days you used to say "Community college is a great idea, but as far as a true education it lacks foundation and will not stand."