It was supposed to be
The Little Mermaid Ballet
based on Hans Christian Andersen's
tale of woe.
What it was?
Offbroadway Disney on ice,
no ice, no skates.
From the mind of director Gil Boggs,
who also narrated the whole
dismal plot, was a "ballet."
I haven't laughed that hard in a long long time.
"Oh look, a sea cucumber!"
- 3 drinks Noil
"I don't know, Gil. This seems an aweful lot like a Disney version knockoff..."
"No! It's the Gil Twist!"
- 4 drinks Bab
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