i got this goldfish keychain in my stocking that doubles as a high-intensity flashlight. i tricked bab into blinding herself with it once and i have gone on to blind her with it by my own hands. it's really funny. but mean. i won't do it any more. detached retinas aren't as funny as the trickery or tragic event that leads to it. plus, it's not very ladylike.
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