So Long Mike

What!?  Mike Shanahan fired!?  Sure, the Broncos really sucked it up the past few years.  But we never blamed the suck on Mike!  With his buggy eyes and calm cool collected attitude and ballsiness.  We just always blamed it on witchcraft or some other worldly power.  Well jeez, Mike, we hate to say goodbye.

Maybe they'll hire Mike Ditka next.