we're offended

why do we have to bring this sign to every indoor sporting event we attend?

because of that one time...


this one time i got all tiffy because jan took my fancy pens out of their color coded order and i made her color code them again.  i'm pretty sure they're in the exact same order as before.  now that's a lady who studied her primary colors.


A New Car!

I say if taxpayers have to bail out the auto companies, they should give us each a new car.

Here's Julie's pick. A sensible one, no doubt.


hello, tiny one.

If i ever abduct a small child, it'll be this kid.
For two reasons:

1) he only weighs 17 lbs.
2) he has the same best friend as me