"What's a fat mirror?"
"You know, like how sometimes mirrors make you look skinnier? or fatter than you really are? It refracts differently or something."
"No. I've never noticed that."
"Well... this is a fat mirror."
Oh to be a dude and not know what it is to be a teenage girl spending hours infront of a mirror.
Bab incorrectly told her mom I wouldn't want the lens-smudge wedding pictures when I have all the professional photographer pictures. But, bab's mom knew I didn't have a picture of the photographer taking a picture. And she is right! (Although, my one rule for wedding photos was to not take any of my double chin and here they are, ignoring that one blasted rule). Plus, I had so many tears in my eyes that weekend, everything looked a little smudgy. It's the smudges that make the moments so smudgy-wonderful.