Because she royally whooped JAN and BAB at Monopoly Saturday by buying up all the slumvilles, loading them with hotels and charging us $550 a stay!
Do you remember that post from 4.28.2011 in which I voice my youthful rage against a poster of Prince William? (Incidentally, that post was our most viewed! Thanks, Willy and the ever dedicated Brits!)
Well, I was watching Malcolm in the Middle this week, and it was like a timewarp back to my room on the eastern plains of Colorado. THE poster! How many nights had I looked into those eyes before I went to sleep? How many times had the boy in that poster been jealous of my snubbery, when I so coldly shouldered my flirtations on J.T.T.!?
It was like seeing an old friend again.
Oddly enough, I've truly come to adore his Royal Heinie. Isn't that the way life goes...
Smokers are the most irresponsible people around and terrible sleuths. I don't understand how they can smoke a cigarette every day, if not every hour, and not have a lighter on their persons. Flame is key for your smoking success, but you can't be bothered to carry the manna? And, what clue makes you think the girl drinking chocolate milk and reading Harry Potter on a blanket in the park grass would be likely to have a light? I'm going to start carrying around flint and see how well they handle that one. "Come on, monkies can do it! That's how you and I came to be standing here."
Bab and Jan have been spewing brainthoughts as fact, once again. This time to the detriment of our Tiny lactose intolerant pal, whom we so assuredly informed chick-fil-a Icedream is DAIRY FREE. I'm not positive which of us thought up that fact, but today I was curious how true it was, and behold the first ingredient!
to make us do the coolest thing we've ever done: secretly put our 3 beers on the tab of the table next to us! The ol' drink-n-stink!!
I have it on good authority the dudes and gal paid the bill and didn't even notice the extra charge! Suckers.
Nevermind that one of the boys was my ball & chain and another was Robbie's boyfriend. It was still sweet.