5.31.2013

sweet nothings

"You look so much cuter when you
haven't been traveling for 12 hours."
- the man who makes me weak in the knees
 

5.30.2013

got a C- in my government class

I support the right for bears to have arms!
 
 

5.13.2013

text friends

I didn't go for a jog or a brisk walk.

Well I ate a whopper jr.  :(


5.09.2013

W Line

Pretty much how I looked the whole time riding the lightrail for the first time by myself. And as a member of the local sheriff's office, I knew it was my duty to tell that kid to take his goddam muddy combat boots off these newly upholstered seats - there are signs everywhere, yo - but, like hell I'm talking to any of those street rats.

P

I was hoping somebody at work would asks what's in the jar so I could be like, "Oh, this? Just my little jar of urine." But, secretly I'm so glad nobody asked.