"Yiiikes. Sorry about that. At least he got held up on the bikerack and isn't following us anymore."
"Yeah... What did you think he would say?" "I thought he'd say, like, a concert! Or waterworld! Not the hospital. At least he was nice. I wonder if his recently deceased dad is actually from Israel? I'm glad he didn't burn me with that cigarette."
"It's like you've never been to the city before."
If I had to set up a challenge for JAN and TJ to prove how much they love me, it would pretty much go exactly as Saturday March 7 went.
Take me for a walk, go eat sugary danish breakfast, invite all 7 of my friends over and make a sushi dinner with spring rolls on the side (the most difficult of all dinners to get to the table) and not even tell me that you're pretty stressed and got oil burns from frying food! All while I'm obliviously drinking Lucky Buddha beers in the other room.
They scored a 15.800 (same score that got McKayla Maroney first place going into the Olympic finals, where she would make a small stumble and get 2nd overall, but we were all still very impressed)
Little BAB had a birthday bonanza on Saturday! According to the fortune cookies (that we secretly intercepted and rewrote) she has a great gift to offer the world. She is a perfect blend of love, sass, funny, precious, and best friend.
Uh, were you guys even aware that it's Lobsterfest?! It's a festival of butter, and little expensive drinks that taste like vacation. I don't think there are any lobsters left in the ocean, though, because we ate them all. Us, and the 80 other old people who chose to dine promptly at 5:45p!!!